New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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