Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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