it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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