did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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