no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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