ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You can't just leave with hair like that
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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