1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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