i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish i was in the wii world.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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