fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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