Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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