So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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