Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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