Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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