Nicole vs. Life
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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