You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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