...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
