If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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