ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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