He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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