You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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