her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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