He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
