She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wish you could order shots online.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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