You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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