He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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