The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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