trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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