god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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