yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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