With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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