i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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