xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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