is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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