Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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