about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Sext me about skeletons
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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