Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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