UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
