Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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