guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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