you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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