i just had sex bonerless
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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