No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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