Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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