Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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