Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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