Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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