My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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