She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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