ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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