I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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