At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
When are your genitals available?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
