Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
