i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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