i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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